"Carpe do not"

kaijuno:

bitsow:

4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun

its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly

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killsmedead:

lizznotliz:

I wish I’d known this in undergrad.

Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.

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yuumei-art:

I made a butterfly koi variation of my paper koi lantern. Butterfly koi are type of koi with extra long fins. I’ve always loved how beautiful the flowing fins are and wanted to make one.

Here I’m testing out the first prototype with different led lights. More photos to come as I finalize the designs. These are made from only cardstock, no glue or tape. The scales interlock to hold everything together. I’ll be selling diy kits in the future so you can make your own koi lantern :)

felicitatem:

felicitatem:

Planet Earth (Season 1, Episode 7)

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queerandbrown:

kairo-koutureee:

I’m the screaming at the last second

cuz im strong

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chippingthegoalkeeper:

thegoldengals:

chippingthegoalkeeper:

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

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skarchomp:

markv5:

Мортал комбат….

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#mackenzievswater 🙋💦 updated compilation

A video posted by Mackenzie Stith (@mackenziestith) on Nov 28, 2015 at 6:41pm PST

alittlegayjellybean:

wanhebruh:

3melting3rainbows3:

thehoneybeewitch:

fairie-prince:

I don’t know what this is but same

this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in 2016 to date

“cindy no, FUCK”

@asecretinside @princesshollis @tydyedshoelaces

“what are you dOING YOU’RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL”

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doctor-endless:

trash-terrier:

Fuck off, the TSA are trying their best.

How can you type when your hands are busy wanking the TSA

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kapreysun:

the fbi man is getting real tired of me laughing at the same meme five times

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andykinskywalker:

If I travelled back in time and tried to explain this text to young me, there’s literally no way.

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strangerthingsstyle:

• I will never get over how adorable these photos are •

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dangerhamster:

novitiate2017:

firesigh:

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

bööls of wa’ah

this is what Scottish Twitter is supposed to sound like

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carl-mckissick:

mjsheartisstillbeating:

mildishcambino:

thechroniclesofpoplockp:

ambrosaaa:

fckingproblems:

Moonwalking through the years

this is fucking dope

This is my favorite post on Tumblr

mjsheartisstillbeating

I’m so glad this has so many notes 😊lol

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 greatness

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harunosakuras:

Were you holding a ritual? You were holding a ritual for killing me, weren’t you?!